Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Day 1: 19 March 2014 Wellington to San Francisco, by Ken

Phew! A 44 hour day thanks to the International Date Line meaning we left home in Wellington at 14:30 and arrived in San Francisco at 11:00 the same day.

The 12 hour flight from Auckland landed half an hour early thanks to a strong tail wind over the Pacific. Air New Zealand looked after us very well in two seats right in the nose of the B747 cabin that seated only 14 passengers (we were a lot further forward than the pilots). As always we ate dinner together sharing my table with Jane wedged in the ottoman and managed all the courses on offer as well as a fair quantity of wine, desert wine and port.




Our Cabin In The Nose - Jane Front Left

We were both pretty tired after a restless night before (excitement or nerves, or a combination of both?). Once dinner was finished Jane had her bed made in no time at all and was soon fast asleep, I thought I would finish watching “Rush” in bed having started the movie before dinner, but the next thing I recall was waking up with my screen just a dull glow. A nightcap of Glen Morangie soon had me back to sleep until breakfast time. Jane woke at the same time having been out cold all night.

It was my turn to wedge myself into Jane’s ottoman for breakfast together.  After that I just caught the end of Philomena as we descended to the south of San Francisco and came into land on a cloudless day.

It took the best part of an hour to clear customs, but that did mean our bags were there waiting for us when we got to the baggage hall. After that it was plain sailing to the shuttle stand (or shared rental vans as they are called here) and a quick trip to the Beresford Arms Hotel in central San Francisco. Our room was ready for us and after a quick shower we set off to explore the city.

It was only a few minutes before we met the first of many friendly Americans. As we were standing gazing up at a tall orange painted apartment building across the street with a steel fire escape that appeared to hang precariously all the way down the face, a woman stopped and explained she lived opposite and could see from her apartment that they were luxurious apartments. She suggested if we wanted to get a good view of the city we should go to the top floor of an hotel just down the street, we didn’t take her up on that.



Cable Car In Powell Street

We soon reached Union Square where we turned down  Powell Street heading for the cable car terminus. It was lunch time by then and we were feeling hungry. We decided to get our first taste of America at Tad’s Steak House which turned out to be a good choice. I had the PJ’s Fat Burger and was impressed that I was asked how I would like it cooked. Jane went for a Cheese and Ham sandwich. The buger was topped with bacon, onions, sauce and two cheeses. Both dishes came with salad and fries.



The Menu In Tad's Steak House

As we finished our meal we were consulting a map to see how we might get to Lombard Street (the one with all the ‘S’ bends that winds its way down a steep hill). A fellow diner came over and asked if he could help. It turned out he couldn’t, but again we were impressed by the friendliness.

Feeling very full, we continued to the cable car terminal where we were tapped up for $2 for the homeless, bought a $15 day pass each and joined the queue for a car. A couple of cars filled up before it was our turn to get on, but I found it very interesting to watch how they maneuvered cars onto a small turntable which they rotated manually to turn a car around and then pushed it onto the line heading away from the terminus.

I remembered from my last trip that the driver is known as a Gripman because he operates a large lever that enables the car to grip onto the cable moving in a slot between the tracks. He also operates the brakes (blocks of wood that make contact with the track – cable cars don’t stop quickly). The gripman is assisted by another whose job it is to apply brakes going downhill and in-between times to collect fares.

At a stop shortly after we wet off there was a stand-off between the gripman and a would be female passenger who wanted to board with a dog. I only heard one side of the conversation with the gripman repeatedly stating the dog wasn’t allowed on board unless it was caged or muzzled. Commonsense eventually prevailed and the woman and her pet boarded. I guess she must have argued the dog was as good as caged as it was in her handbag! See photo below.



Dangerous Dog Allowed On Cable Car Eventually

We loved the cable car ride taking us up some very steep hills before descending to the terminal near Fisherman’s Wharf. Interestingly, cable car stops are in the middle of crossroads, they being the only level sections of track on the steep hills. The tracks are in the middle of the road and traffic is required to give way to passengers crossing from the kerb to cable cars.

From the cable car terminal we walked to Fisherman’ Wharf. On the way we passed a Route 66 Store that was overflowing with all sorts of stuff, much of it bearing a tenuous relationship to Route 66 at best. We dis spot the following amongst the collection however:



One For You Ella!

At Fisherman’s Wharf we contemplated taking a tour of the USS Pampanito, a 2nd world war submarine moored adjacent to a Liberty Ship, but decided against it as we thought we could use our time better. One fact we did glean was that what seemed like a very small vessel had a crew of 80 who were at sea for up to 75 days at a time and there were no showers on board!


USS Pampanito (With a Liberty Ship Behind)

Instead, we walked to the end of Pier 39 to look at the sealions basking on platforms floating in the dock. The sealions arrived after the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake and caused a lot of bother clambering on boats and damaging them. As a result, the City removed the boats and installed pontoons for the sealions to bask on. Up to 1,700 have been there ever since thanks to a plentiful supply of herrings.


Sealions At Pier 39
We took a walk round the shops on the pier which were stuffed full of tat. One shop – the Magnetron stocked nothing but thousands of fridge magnets (do people actually buy the stuff?). We were tempted by a magnet that could easily pass for a donut, but decided against it :-)


Magnetron



Donut Fridge Magnets!
While waiting for Jane outside one of the numerous shops she visited I heard a man selling $10 cruises on the bay. Checking it out I found we could have hals an hour or so on the water with a commentary. We decided to take it and had a lot of fun with Captain Ryan on his boat, the Emerald Lady.


The Emerald Lady


Captain Ryan

While we were waiting to depart we got talking to some of the very friendly American passengers. Our young captain kept up a non-stop chatter for the full time we were on board. He was very quick-witted with comments such as the spectators on Pier 39 were the poorest tourists in San Francisco because they couldn't afford his $10 trip!. He yelled to them "It's only $10!" He referred to the passengers by the state, or in our case, the country we came from. His first words to us were along the lines of "New Zealand - does it hurt being out on the bay again?" and then proceeded to tell the rest of the passengers how NZ was 8 - 1 up in the America's cup, but lost 9 - 8. Later he offered each passenger the chance to steer the boat. When our turn came it was "New Zealand, here's your chance to get even".

Sealions As Seen From The Emerald Lady

We headed back to our hotel via the cable car accompanied by some very animated Italians as far as it's terminus in China Town and walked the rest of the way.

Me And The Italians Heading To China Town
We ate dinner at The White Horse, advertised in our hotel as an English pub. It was a poor imitation although the Flat Tyre beer was good. Jane had a California Burger (medium rare) and I had a chicken sandwich, both accompanied by the inevitable fries and salad.

Walking back to our hotel we agreed the day had been a great start to our time in the U.S. and:

1.  Americans are very friendly

2.  We needed to eat better, otherwise we would be considerably heavier by the time we left for Europe.










Sunday, March 2, 2014

Prologue, by Ken


Following a seven month trip around Western Mediterranean Europe and Morocco in 2012 in Myrtle, our motorhome our original intention was to return in 2013 and see more of the continent.  However,  I was offered 6 months work preparing a tender for on one of New Zealand's largest road projects and Jane was offered a 12 month contract back with the team she worked with at the Ministry of Health.  Recognising employment would pay for fuel, etc. for another trip we decided to take the jobs and postpone our travel until 2014.


As we began to develop plans for the trip we decided it would be a good idea to ship Myrtle back to New Zealand along with Smarty, the Smart Car we tow behind Myrtle, so that we could explore New Zealand on our return. However, we soon learnt that wasn't going to work as Myrtle is left hand drive and would not be allowed on NZ roads. Also, she didn't meet the NZ requirement of having a seat belt for the number of people that she cam sleep and it's not possible to retrofit them.

Plan B of trading Myrtle for another motorhome that could be used in NZ began to emerge. While we had bought Myrtle second hand, thanks to her being inspected by John and Ruth, we decided to look for a new vehicle similar to Myrtle. We opted for an Auto Trail Mohawk as Myrtle is an Auto Trail and we had been very impressed by her quality and faultless performance over 25,000 kilometres of travel.


Myrtle in a Cold and Bleak Lancashire 2012

We decided to purchase Myrtle's replacement through Elite Motorhomes in Banbury and after some haggling arrived at a deal whereby Myrtle would be taken in part exchange. As usual in these things, we settled for less than we believed what Myrtle was really worth, but it's very difficult to haggle from the other side of the world. Elite were keen to collect Myrtle as soon as possible. Just before Christmas Phil met them at her storage yard outside Birmingham where they started her up and left her running for 20 minutes while they checked her over.

When all was done Phil bade Myrtle and Elite goodbye and set off with Myrtle following him as far as the motorway. Phil lost sight of them in a country lane and pulled over to wait. When they failed to appear after a few minutes Phil turned around and found that Myrtle had broken down! She could not be restarted and had to be towed to Banbury where they eventually got her going again.

Digressing, if you are thinking of storing a motorhome, or similar, in the UK's West Midlands, I would think twice about using Caravan Storage West Midlands. They cancelled the access swipe card before Myrtle was removed and have persistently ignored my email requests for a refund of unused storage fees and the deposit I paid on the swipe card.

After much discussion, Jane and I have decided that Myrtle's replacement will be called Mabel. At the time of writing this in March, she hash't been built but should be ready for us to collect in April soon after we arrive in the UK. Here's what she will look like:



Auto Trail Mohawk

While Myrtle was based on a Mercedes chassis, Mabel will be a Fiat. Like Myrtle she will have automatic transmission and we have gone for the largest of the three engines available given we will be towing Smarty and the extra power will be useful in NZ's terrain when we get her back. Also like Myrtle she has a fixed rear bed and a large garage at the rear for all our gear.

As in 2012 we will be taking Smarty with us on our travels. Mabel will be too large to take into some towns and villages, whereas Smarty is the ideal vehicle for that job.



Smarty in the Sahara Desert in 2012

We leave New Zealand on 19 March. In 2012, our entire focus was on seeing Europe and Morocco. Recognising that we have been missing an opportunity in simply transiting through Los Angeles en route to the UK, this trip we will leave the airport and will be seeing something of the western United States for three weeks. 

We arrive in England on 9 April and travel plans in Mabel include:
  • Ireland
  • France
  • Italy
  • Greece
  • Turkey
  • Bulgaria
  • Serbia
  • Montenegro
  • Croatia
  • Slovenia
  • Austria
  • Germany
  • Belgium 
and then back to England after about 6 months on the road to see Mabel and Smarty off on a ship to New Zealand.

Reckoning we will likely need a bit of R and R after our travels, the plan is to fly home via Goa where we will have about three weeks on a beach. Then it is off to Singapore for three nights before flying back to New Zealand where we arrive on 15 December.

Usually, I book flights on line. However getting a round the world ticket with multiple stops is problematic on line so I have used a travel agent for the first time in years. Robyn Oretsky of the Flight Centre in Wellington has done a sterling job in sorting out flights for us. She has got us a very good deal, even if it does mean we have to fly from Los Angeles to London via Zurich with Swiss Airlines instead of our preferred Air New Zealand who have a direct flight! 

We are very fortunate in that Harry and Ella will be house sitting for us while we are away. More importantly, they will also be looking after Ziggy, our Labrador, thereby saving her from 9 months in kennels. (That wouldn't have been the end of the world for her as she had a great time and was looked after extremely well for 7 months by Irene Moore at her kennels in Shannon while we were away on our last trip). There was some concern at how Ziggy would get on with Harry and Ella's two cats, but a two week trial while we were in Samoa last year went very well, mainly as a result of Ziggy having a healthy respect for the cats.

Preparation for the trip has been far less painful than 2012 when we were living in our Waikanae home, overseeing repairs to major water damage and putting the contents in store ready for leasing the property. We were both completely knackered when we got that finished at 6:00 pm the day before we flew out of NZ. This time it's a matter of clearing our wardrobes, etc. so Harry and Ella can use our bedroom.

About the only difficulty so far has been dealing with the Ministry of Social Development (MSD) who make reduced payments for recipients of New Zealand Superannuation who are out of the country for more than 26 weeks. It was simple making the necessary arrangements before I set off in 2012, but there were major problems on my return when payments stopped altogether. It was quite clear the people I was dealing with had little understanding of the process, it took a good five months and the involvement of MSD's chief executive and the Ombudsman to get things resolved. This time I refused to deal with the people that caused the problems and have gone straight to the "specialists' in the international department of MSD. Suffice it to say, the specialists have about the same level of competency as the non-specialists I dealt with two years ago! On my first visit the specialist I met specialised in the UK and tried to persuade me to spend our trip in the UK because that way she could sort everything out for me! After six weeks of dealings with another of MSD's staff arrangements have not been finalised although my most recent phone call gives me a glimmer of hope they will get it sorted any week now. Examples of the "service" I have received include this email from MSD:

We have calculated you will be entitled to approximately $91.95 gross per week. However once you are on this rate we do not deduct your United Kingdom Pension which will be paid directly to you.

Please can you urgently forward the attached form with verification of your bank account to the Department of Work and Pensions as your UK pension needs to be paid directly to you while you are on General Portability.

Which generated the following comments from me in a phone call:

Can you explain why the payment is less than I received in 2012, yet super rates have increased since then?

 I completed the form you have asked me to return and hand delivered to your office over a month ago.

A return call from MSD a few days later gave the following answers:

We mis-calculated the payments in 2012 and have overpaid you.

We have found the form and will send it to the UK.

And in a recent phone call the following exchange took place:

Do you intend to work while in Australia?

What? I'm not going to Australia.

Where are you going then?

To all the places listed on the itinerary I gave you at a meeting in your office.

But if you do visit Australia will you work there?

That's academic as I'm not going to Australia.

MSD must be right up there in terms of incompetence.

During one of my calls to MSD to inquire on progress I was asked where I was calling from. It turned out that Custom's records show I left New Zealand on 6 October last to go to Samoa but have never come back. I think MSD accept that is not the case as my passport has a stamp showing I left Samoa on 22 October and, besides, I have had two meetings in MSD's offices this year. It appears the automated SmartGate Jane and I used to re-enter New Zealand failed to record our presence. We are now wondering if we are technically not in New Zealand whether we will be allowed to leave on 19 March.

Watch this space!