Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Day 103: Sunday 29 June – Lancashire in the Sun, by Ken

Two cats arrived first thing presumably having been tipped off by their mate in Olymbia that Jane was a soft touch. She gave them stale biscuits and water that they turned their noses up at. Next she tried a bowl of milk which they loved, then she added some bread to the milk and the cats were in heaven.
Happy Cats
We had decided we should fit in more down time on this trip than last. The camping ground's wi-fi was accessible from our spot and had good line speed. After spending a while publishing some more blog we walked down the hill to the village to spend a day on the beach.

We picked a pair of loungers at the water’s edge, opened up the umbrella and settled down for a quiet day’s reading. I was hoping I could finish the fifth Roy Grace detective novel. Those hopes were dashed when I found the battery in my Kindle was flat. I had nothing else to read so I had to walk back to Mabel, put the Kindle on charge and pick up a couple of paperbacks. It was already quite hot and my tee shirt was wringing wet by the time I got back to Jane. She said she would go back at lunchtime to collect my Kindle.

I settled down to read Ken Follett’s ‘Triple’ but struggled to get into it. More people arrived and took up loungers nearby. I noticed nearly everyone was speaking in English with strong Lancashire accents. There were dozens of couples, most looked past retirement age. Closing my eyes I could have been in Haslingdon for a Sunday afternoon cricket match, except that it was about 25° warmer.
Stoupa Beach
Seen From The Beach

Jane decided to visit the shops while I continued to struggle with my book. I started to wonder how all the English got to what is a remote corner of Greece and what they all did. Nearby was a large man who spent the whole morning asleep without the benefit of an umbrella. He wore very large gold rings and I speculated he could be a used car salesman. Next to him his partner lay in the sun topless. It wasn’t a pretty sight. I recalled reading that women should only go topless if they could hold a pencil under their boobs, this woman could accommodate a whole pencil box.

I waiter from the taverna came by and asked if I would like a drink. I didn’t in which case I would have to pay for the loungers and umbrella. I said I would have something later, that was OK. That was a good arrangement, free beach gear if you buy something from the taverna. Looking around a bottle of water seemed to be the going rate.

Jane returned having resisted the temptation to buy more clothes. She had bought me a present instead – Today’s Sunday Times, so that meant there had to be an airport nearby that the English visitors must fly into.

The Sunday Times was a good read. It seems the lunatics have taken over the asylum in Britain. After an 8 month trial costing more than £100 million Rebekah Brooks, the ex News of the World editor, and four others have been found not guilty of phone hacking that was apparently common practice by News of the World reporters. It seems the prosecution case was weak.

The Sunday Times lead was an article about a couple that took their children out of school for 6 days to attend a memorial service for the mother’s grandfather in California. Under recently introduced legislation they should have had the head teacher’s approval but the government guidelines say this can only be done in exceptional cases. The headmaster did not consider the case to be exceptional, but the family went anyway. The result was that the local authority imposed a penalty of £120. The family's appeal against this was turned down, they are now being prosecuted and face a potential fine of £2,500, or even imprisonment. The father, a high flying banker with J P Morgan, is now taking the local authority to court alleging the local authority’s action is contrary to the European Convention on Human Rights in that it interferes with private family life. Meanwhile, the article goes on to cite the case of a headmaster who has been given two weeks off during term time so that he can go to Brazil to watch the World Cup! The education system in the UK is clearly off the rails!

The following articles raised a titter:

The prison authorities took swift action when two convicts were seen on the roof of Dartmoor prison a week or so back. Displaying the ruthlessness for which our penal system is renowned, they immediately sent up a bottle of sunscreen “for health and safety reasons”. “No I don’t know what factor sun screen” a prison spokesman said, “we’ll have to wait for the lags to sue us to find that out”.

and

Justice has been done – a pensioner in Lincolnshire named Malcolm White put up a little sign politely asking people not to park on some grass. Emma Grady stubbed her foot on the sign, tearing off a toenail. She took White to court and now he must pay £2,500 compensation and court costs of almost £25,000. The report continues - But is the compensation enough? Emma revealed that having torn off her nail she has been through “18 months of hell” and that her foot “will never be the same again”. The report concludes with: But what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, Emma, so the saying goes. Why not appeal and take his house off him?

It was time for lunch and we walked across the road to the taverna whose loungers we had been using. We ordered a half litre of Mythos for me and a half litre of red wine to share with a large mezze. We took our time over the food and drink which was excellent. Two English couples were at an adjacent table all speaking with heavy northern English accents. I asked where they were from, one pair was from Great Harwood, the other were originally from Clitheroe but now live in Yorkshire. Harry had played teams from both these towns during his time in England. The presence of all the Lancastrians in Stoupa was explained by a weekly flight from Manchester to Kalamata that brought 260 people to the sun. A couple at a nearby table piped up that they had arrived on a flight from Gatwick. We talked for a while, one of the men was very knowledgeable about New Zealand wines.
Lunchtime In The Taverna
Our Mezze
Mythos - Great Beer

The afternoon was spent on the beach. Jane had a swim, I had a dunk. The water was the warmest yet. Late in the afternoon the waiter from the taverna came by and we ordered another half litre of the red wine after which we both fell asleep. We woke to find it was much cooler as the result of a high overcast. It was 17:30 and we decided it was time to head back.

Unsurprisingly, we hadn’t been back long when the two cats Jane had fed bread and milk in the morning were back for more and Jane obliged them. Chris who had been parked next to us at Aginara walked by. He and Anna had visited Olympia and, like us, they were disappointed with the place.

Dinner was the remainder of the chorizo (I think) and sun dried tomato risotto from the other night.














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