Saturday, June 28, 2014

Day 77: Tuesday 3 June - A Cock-Up On The Satnav Front, by Ken

We had another long drive planned for today to get us within striking distance of Naples where we were booked on a ferry to Sicily on Wednesday. As it turned out, the drive was more than 100km longer than planned!

The dawn chorus has been a familiar sound when we wake up. This morning the chirping of birds and cooing of pigeons was supplemented by a cock crowing and there was a strong and very pleasant fragrance of flowers in the air.

Harry phoned. The internet had crapped out at home as it has done from time to time in the past. I offered the unplug the modem and then reboot it fix I had used successfully in the past. Harry had already tried that without any luck. I suggested he should call Vodafone who have been very helpful in resolving problems.

Our economy non-autostrada route saw us following often narrow local roads eastwards through towns and villages to Ravenna. From there we turned south on the E45 retracing part of the route we took south from Venice two years ago. The road was appalling, very rough with potholes as far as the eye could see. The potholes had been badly patched with asphalt that stood proud of the original road surface. And the potholes had potholes in them that had been equally badly patched. And I’m pretty sure the potholes in the potholes were also potholed. The result was the roughest road we have ever been on that shook Mabel for hour after hour after hour. Smarty must have been really suffering at the rear but we had no way of seeing her as we drove. Signs showed a bumpy road for the next three kilometres at the end of which was an identical sign. This went on for ever although occasionally it was only two kilometres between signs. We began to wonder whether avoiding the tolls on the autostrada was a false economy and we could end up paying a lot more to get Mabel’s and Smarty’s suspensions fixed.
It's A Tough Life For Some - Old Woman Almost Bent Double Pushing Her Laden Bike 
Potholed Potholes
Bumpy Road For Next 3km, and the next and the next and...
We found an area to pull off the road in the hills of Italy’s spine and stopped for lunch. Mabel’s outside temperature gauge reached 29.5° during the morning, but it was cooler in the hills. While we ate a truck driver climbed out of his cab and stood in full view having a pee. Then his lead was followed by a man and woman who emerged from their Dutch registered caravan that was already parked when we arrived.
Poppies By The Roadside
Dutch Relief - I'm Pretty Sure That's The Man's Belt By The Way
We continued south on the E45, it didn’t get any better. At Todi we left the E45 and took an equally poor road to Baschi where we planned to spend the night. We found the camping ground after ignoring a satnav direction to turn onto a very narrow unsealed road. The camping ground gates were closed and there was no sign of life. It seemed it hadn’t opened for the season yet.

Jane began looking in her guide books for an alternate camping ground. While the satnav gave accurate verbal directions, the map had been freezing making it difficult to negotiate roundabouts and interchanges. While Jane was sorting out another resting place for the night, I thought I would sort out the satnav by using the ‘Rest Factory Settings’ function. We decided we should head for the camping ground just outside Rome where we stayed with Harry and Ella two years ago. While that was more than 100 km away, it wouldn’t take very long if we faced up to paying autostrada tolls. That would also avoid the bone jarring ride we had for most of the day and I was sure some of my fillings had been shaken loose. Jane entered the coordinates of another camping ground only to find the overview of our route didn’t include any autostrada. That was strange because we were near the E35 which would take us all the way to Rome. I could see that the road we were on had an intersection with the E35 at Orvieto and I was pretty sure I could find the camping ground without a satnav. Jane was absolutely furious with me saying I should have left the satnav alone.

We set off. Billy Connolly who had been doing a reasonably good job of getting us around France  and into Italy had been replaced by a female who gave a lot more information, including the names of roads where turns were required. She didn't know anything about the E35 however. I found the E35 without difficulty and headed south. Jane was still furious with me.

I pulled into a service area and reset the satnav again. Jane packed a real sad suggesting I hadn’t learnt anything from messing with the satnav the first time. She retreated to the bed saying that was it for the day, she wasn’t going any further. My second reset had done the trick, our new female guide now recognised autostrada and the map overview seemed to be correct. I gave Jane the good news, but she insisted she wasn’t leaving the bed. There was no way it would be safe for her if I drove with her in bed and I was also worried about how Mabel would handle with additional mass well behind her rear axle.

After a lot of coaxing Jane emerged from her bed and sat in frosty silence in the forward facing seats behind me. It took more coaxing to get her to put on her seat belt.

The journey to Prima Porta just outside Rome went smoothly, but without a sound from Jane. The satnav was spot on and I thought I had done the right thing.

Camping Tiber was exactly as I remembered it, but a lot busier than when we were last there. A flotilla of Dutch campervans were parked all over the place and some were blocking access to vacant pitches. We eventually found something suitable for our one night's stay.

Jane agreed with my suggestion that we should visit the bar for a drink, have a meal in the restaurant and review what had happened today. Over drinks (a negroni for me, a diet coke for Jane) I agreed resetting the satnav wasn’t the smartest thing I have ever done, but I was trying to do the right thing. Jane felt she could have handled the situation better.

Dinner was a calzone for me and steak and chips for Jane. We were friends again.


Today's Trip (441km)



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